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I owe this blog a post like none other. I promise you'll get one soon. Possibly this afternoon after I've had some alone time with my fantasies and my vibrator. XD

I wanna I wanna I wanna touch you

This was brought to my attention yesterday during a conversation with some of my gal pals. We've all got stuff we wanna do before we die (climb a mountain, go sky-diving, etc) but some of those bucket list type things are sexual and aren't really things you can share with the people who usually ask those "Lifelong To-Do List?" type questions. So here it is: My Sexual Bucket List. Some of these are serious business. Most of them are very very silly.

1. I wanna have sex in a pillow fort. Or a blanket fort. Y'know whatever. One of those fort things we used to make as kids out of furniture, cushions, blankets, and whatever else was handy. I wanna build one of those with somebody and then have sex in it. I think it'd be perfectly silly and awesome.

2. Sex. Doggy fashion. With both parties playing Smash Brothers. I don't care if it's 64, Melee, Brawl, and in fact I'm not even dead set on it being Smash Brothers. As long as it's a fighting game I can button mash I'm fine with it. XD One activity will surely win out in the battle for concentration but it's fine. That adds to the challenge.

3. I am, as the magazines like to put it these days, curvy all over. Which is a huge part of why I love Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" so much. It makes me feel friggin great about myself. So I am TOTALLY having sex while that song plays.

4. I wanna tie someone up and have my way with them. I totally turned the tables on my one ex-boyfriend and tied his hands in the restraint system he built for me but I wanted to fuck him too badly at the time to draw it out as long as I meant to. Plus I got bored/tired and was like "I'm untying you so you can help me out here." So given that previous failure, I'd like to try again 'cause I legit wanna tie somebody down, arms legs and all, and tease the hell out of them before fucking them silly.

5. I wanna have sex on a boat. Be it a cruise ship, a sailboat, a boston whaler, or whatever the case may be. nautical sex sounds fun and, in the case of an open boat (like some varieties of sailboats and motor boats) would lead right into the next one.

6. Sex in public. Oh yeah. I think I'd like to try having sex where we could totally get caught. My ex once fingered me (under a blanket) just out of my father's range of sight (given that he was in the kitchen cooking) while we both held a perfectly reasonable conversation with him. XD it was both hilarious and dead sexy. The thrill of potentially getting caught is incredible. But the actually getting caught is less than optimal so I guess maybe I'm more thinking sex in semi-public. Plus, given my choice of profession, I can't exactly go around with a record that includes "indecent exposure" or "sexual misconduct" or whatever they'll charge you with for that kind of behavior.

7. apparently there's a difference between having sex and making love. I'd love for someone to show me what that is. I dunno that I've ever actually experienced that. I've had it verbally explained but I just don't think it's something that you can express in words given that I still don't get it. I dunno, the one friend that tried to explain it claimed it was a seriously emotional experience. As in she apparently cried from how emotionally moved she was. I'm not sure if it'll be all that but it'd certainly be nice to try I guess.

8. Even though, given the options of spit, swallow, handy, or hop on, I tend to choose the latter two, I'm totally open to trying to learn to swallow. It's just that whoever I try it with has to be able to deal with my ineptitude in that area while I get myself acclimated to the whole deal.

9. I want a threesome. I mean I've had one. Sort of. I had my lesbian 2 and a half way that one time. and this other time my then-boyfriend made out with my chick friend while I had my hand down his pants and she and I fooled around while he watched. but I don't think that really counts. I want a real honest to batman FFM threesome. Sex and all. boys are usually all over this shit. and I totally have a chick who will play along. so I'm not sure why this hasn't happened yet. ah well. I'll work it out.

10. I definitely wanna involve toys in sex some time. vibrators, strap-on, whatever. I think it's hot. mostly I wanna bring my vibrator into play during sex. I think it'd be awesome for everyone involved. hell the next serious business relationship I'm in I'm so totally up for those toys designed for couples. I'm wicked curious to try them.


That's what I've got for now. I'm sure I'll come up with more ideas as my sex life progresses and develops. and hopefully I'll start being able to cross some of these off as I go along.


any thoughts kiddos? agreements? disagreements? bucket lists of your own? feel free to share in the comments. this is a non-judgement zone so don't be shy!

Cheers!
~Jules~

Yes Miss

XD and just when I was saying I had no material for this thing, someone waltzed into my life (and my bedroom) and handed me some.


I'm calling him Iago because he kinda reminds me of the parrot from Aladdin in some ways.

I suppose some backstory is probably necessary here. I met Iago through a friend at the the club of which I'm vice president. He turned up to a few meetings until the rehearsals and performances of the production of Midsummer Night's dream started conflicting. The first meeting he came to we flirted shamelessly. (My other flirtation at the time, we'll call him Avery, either didn't care or didn't notice. Fortunately for me that evening, he's a bit dense sometimes). We continued much the same way the next meetings him came to. I traded phone numbers with him and we texted back and forth a bit. In fact we flirted pokemon trainer battle style. it was quite adorable I must say.
"Wild Jules appears! Jules uses flirtatious winky face! ;)"

"Critical Hit!"

"Jules uses non-sequitor poetry!

Dingo baseball timber crew,
Freedom angstrom timbuktu.
Popsicle bob,
Hopscotch cob,
Jibberish liberty Zoo."

"... It's Super Effective!"

While I was visiting family over winter break, he and I talked and texted some more. He at one point texted me "QUICK! Pretend to be sexting me!" unfortunately I didn't get the message until about an hour later. I asked him if he still wanted me to pretend with him and texted him "*ahem* I want you I need you Oh Baby Oh Baby." somehow this led to one of us calling the other which eventually led to phone sex until my battery died. Thank batman I had my own room at the opposite end of the house from any other family members. XD! During that phonecall it was decided that at some point we'd have to have wild crazy bunny sex. After I got home from my christmas holiday with my family, he and I had a highly sexual and very naked video call. This further cemented our plans for a tryst upon my return to Boston.

So last night my neighbor and I were drunkenly playing Little Big Planet (drinking every time we died) when I noticed I had 2 missed calls from him. I paused the game and called him back. He informed me that he had been dropping someone off near my school and, since he was on campus, figured he'd start driving towards me and call me as he went. It was suggested that he join us and, after a couple drunken attempts at giving him directions he finally got here and joined our game for a little while. I'm not sure when it happened but at some point my neighbor just sort of up and left. I know that shortly after that I made sure my door was shut and, when I thought of it, locked. Iago and I played the rest of the level we were on at which point he said "That's probably all the Little Big Planet I've got in me" and so I turned it off and, since he had laid back and taken over most of my bed, laid on top of him.

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you really wanna know?

So there's this blog, 25 Things About My Sexuality. Wherein people list (you guessed it) 25 things about their sexuality. Kinda like that "25 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME" meme that went around Facebook for awhile there. I'll probably submit one there with the really dirty secrets at some point. For now, here's this:



25 (fairly tame) things about my sex life

1. I identify as bisexual although I haven't had nearly as many sexual encounters with females as I'd have liked to. All of my serious (or even semi-serious) relationships have been with guys. I aim to change that this year if given the chance.

2. During the early part of high school I claimed "I don't swing that way" when one of my female friends said something about kissing me because I honestly didn't think I did at that point. A year or so later I realized I was actually highly attracted to that friend (still am come to that) and quietly changed my Facebook "interested in" status to "men and women"

3. I realize that I probably more accurately fit somewhere closer to pan-sexual. Honestly I don't pay attention to gender. It's about as relevant to me as where someone went to school or where they grew up. Yeah it's interesting, but it doesn't change whether or not I'm attracted to them. I guess I sorta fall somewhere between bisexual and pansexual? I dunno. I don't think it's that important.

4. I REALLY like penetrative sex. I'm one of the something like 8% of women that can orgasm from vaginal stimulation alone. I absolutely LOVE to feeling of someone or something in me to the point that when I'm fooling around with a guy, there usually comes a point where I say something along the lines of "I need you in me." Need is really the only appropriate word. Not want. Not would like. Nope. NEED.

5. I love giving guys head. It's such a power trip! Feeling their penis swell in my mouth always gives me this nice sense of pride. Like "Yeah! See! I did that!" I'm also apparently pretty good at it. So I'm sure that helps some.

6. On a related topic, my technique for giving BJs has been developed not only through some practice but also because of a childhood habit. I sucked my thumb as a kid. Still do when I'm sort of out of it, wicked stressed, or falling asleep. So one of the first times I went down on a guy, there was something oddly familiar about the sensation of a warm body part in my mouth. At that point instinct sorta kicked in I guess and I started sucking the way I suck my thumb. Later on my then boy-toy not only kissed me quite soundly for being the only chick to ever make him come from just oral but also asked me "Where the hell did you learn to do that?" ^_^ like I said, power trip.

7. I like when someone goes down on me but I'm never quite sure what to do with myself. Thrusting up at them is probably rude and definitely makes it more difficult for them to hit the right spots but laying still is SO hard. When things feel good I tend to thrust involuntarily which apparently resulted in me getting.... well... me all over the first guy to eat me out. Whoops.

8. I like the idea of dirty talk. And I like it coming from the other person I'm in bed with. But using it myself is really difficult for me. I can type the word pussy just fine. But actually saying it or sexting it or whatever to someone else? It just feels weird. Same with clit and most of the slang/non-scientific terms for female genitalia. Male anatomy I'll call whatever. But with chicks? It's either medical terms or delicate/girly bits. Although I have no problem asking people to fuck me senseless so... I dunno.

9. I've never been in a closed, intentionally monogamous sexual relationship. I've been in sexual relationship where I'm only fucking one person with any kind of regularity but that's not usually because we've decided not to do other people but rather that we haven't had time, reason, or opportunity to do so.  So when one guy started expecting that of me.... I didn't really know how. To be fair I didn't really want that and I was pretty sure I'd made that clear which added to the confusion. But that's another story for another time.

10. I don't think making out with people means anything. It's a pleasurable sensation when it's with someone with whom you've got chemistry. Absolutely. But making out does not mean I'm in love with someone and doesn't mean I'm instantly going to bed with them either. I think people need to stop making such a big deal out of me kissing people. I do that. Especially when drunk. =P

11. I'm sensitive EVERYWHERE. Just about everything is ticklish and anything that's ticklish probably is sexual at least somewhat.

12. Kiss my neck and I'm yours. Especially if you can hit the sweet spot just right.

13. I've come from someone kissing or touching my erogenous zones. Kisses on my upper back near my shoulder blades especially. Sometimes just doing that gets me halfway there without much else involved.

14. I love being the little spoon. I like feeling protected and cared for. It's a warm and safe feeling that I don't get from much else.

15. Sex in that spooning position is incredible. Doggy fashion is my favorite but when combined with spooning like that. guh! I'm in heaven. hits my g-spot and satisfies my desire to be close to someone all at once. it's great.

16. I've definitely squirted at least once. Probably more than once. But the one time definitely sticks in my mind because it was just so funny. I felt it coming and was pretty sure it'd happened. So I asked my boyfriend at the time and he said "well I dunno. it was wet. and then suddenly there was a flood. so yeah, I think it worked." XD

17. that same boyfriend once remarked on how sensitive I was. he took my hand to demonstrate "see this I'm doing?" he asked, caressing my hand very gently "this is all you need." (he was quite right given that he was turning me on from just that. lol) "but see this," he ground his thumb very hard into my hand such that I winced and pulled away "is what [his ex] needs. lighter than that and she can't feel it. I'm sorry if this is too weird but when I'm inside you... I dunno it feels like you have something that she's missing. it's strange."

18. I'm really a firm believer in "not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean". XD there's also something to be said for the response to that "but it takes a long time to get to england in a rowboat" but y'know what? it's fine if you like to row. just sayin.

19. I know for a fact that I make highly bizarre faces and sounds during sex. apparently they're wicked hot though because "you never make that face/sound any other time!" I still don't get it. but whatever.

20. I took the virginity of one of my friends in a lesbian two and a half way. (two girls, one MtF mid transition) it was hilarious and drunken and probably one of my best sex stories.

21. I lost my virginity to the guy I had a crush on freshman year of high school. it didn't hurt a bit which I thought was pretty awesome. I don't regret any single part of that night.

22. I know the exact date I lost my virginity because it was the night I graduated.

23. I had this thing where I wanted to be able to say I graduated high school a virgin and my little stepsister didn't. I can now say that.

24. the night of my graduation my then "it's complicated" and I were fooling around. he was drunk and high. at some point there was a lull in the action and I turned towards him and said "hey. I graduated." he said "I know. Congratulations" and I said "no no you don't understand. I GRADUATED" at which point he was like "OH! Oh wow... I umm... are you sure?" and spent like 2 full minutes trying to be certain I was absolutely sure. Until I grabbed a condom and handed it to him. Apparently the next day he was really freaked out and worried that he'd taken advantage of me.... that is until he remembered that I picked him up from the bar in that intoxicated state. So I knew damn well what I was getting into and, in fact, it was more like I had taken advantage of him. XD

25. in writing these I've realized that the two guys I've ever been in a sexual relationship with are now no longer speaking to me. ...okay well the one is but I'm not speaking to him (he left me for his female roommate. I'm still smarting from that.) point being that I'm on perfectly good terms with my other exes. as I am with my totally casual hook-ups (both male and female). but the two guys with whom I ever had even semi-serious sexual relationships...... ooooh that didn't end well.


and that's it! all 25.


Cheers kids!
~Jules~

And so it begins...

Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! Perverts of all (legal) ages! Welcome to the meanderings of my sex-crazed brain!

I've been meaning to start one of these for months. And of course, now that I've found the time to start one, I haven't got any real material for it. God God Damnit Damnit. XD

Sooner or later I'll add a fantasy or a memory. Maybe one of each. I'll share with you something (or someone) that I've done or that I'd love to do.

Names will be changed to protect the (somewhat) innocent.

Cheers!
~Jules~