Yes Miss

XD and just when I was saying I had no material for this thing, someone waltzed into my life (and my bedroom) and handed me some.


I'm calling him Iago because he kinda reminds me of the parrot from Aladdin in some ways.

I suppose some backstory is probably necessary here. I met Iago through a friend at the the club of which I'm vice president. He turned up to a few meetings until the rehearsals and performances of the production of Midsummer Night's dream started conflicting. The first meeting he came to we flirted shamelessly. (My other flirtation at the time, we'll call him Avery, either didn't care or didn't notice. Fortunately for me that evening, he's a bit dense sometimes). We continued much the same way the next meetings him came to. I traded phone numbers with him and we texted back and forth a bit. In fact we flirted pokemon trainer battle style. it was quite adorable I must say.
"Wild Jules appears! Jules uses flirtatious winky face! ;)"

"Critical Hit!"

"Jules uses non-sequitor poetry!

Dingo baseball timber crew,
Freedom angstrom timbuktu.
Popsicle bob,
Hopscotch cob,
Jibberish liberty Zoo."

"... It's Super Effective!"

While I was visiting family over winter break, he and I talked and texted some more. He at one point texted me "QUICK! Pretend to be sexting me!" unfortunately I didn't get the message until about an hour later. I asked him if he still wanted me to pretend with him and texted him "*ahem* I want you I need you Oh Baby Oh Baby." somehow this led to one of us calling the other which eventually led to phone sex until my battery died. Thank batman I had my own room at the opposite end of the house from any other family members. XD! During that phonecall it was decided that at some point we'd have to have wild crazy bunny sex. After I got home from my christmas holiday with my family, he and I had a highly sexual and very naked video call. This further cemented our plans for a tryst upon my return to Boston.

So last night my neighbor and I were drunkenly playing Little Big Planet (drinking every time we died) when I noticed I had 2 missed calls from him. I paused the game and called him back. He informed me that he had been dropping someone off near my school and, since he was on campus, figured he'd start driving towards me and call me as he went. It was suggested that he join us and, after a couple drunken attempts at giving him directions he finally got here and joined our game for a little while. I'm not sure when it happened but at some point my neighbor just sort of up and left. I know that shortly after that I made sure my door was shut and, when I thought of it, locked. Iago and I played the rest of the level we were on at which point he said "That's probably all the Little Big Planet I've got in me" and so I turned it off and, since he had laid back and taken over most of my bed, laid on top of him.




He started tracing patterns on my back and that was it. He had me right there. On his suggestion we got shirtless so he had more of my back to work with and so I had better access to his neck and shoulders. We worked each other up something fierce. I by nibbling at his neck and tracing patterns over any skin I could reach with my fingernails and he by playing with my neck and back. And OH LORD he can kiss. Goddamn. Slowly but surely we ditched more and more layers of clothing. I was already in very little given how much my inner furnace tends to jack up the heat when I've been drinking so he clearly had an advantage in the form of more readily available skin. But I digress. "It's very interesting..." he mused in between the squeals and sighs of delight I was making "how sensitive some bits are...." as he ran his fingers and nails along my legs "just by virtue.... of being in close proximity to other bits." I was in heaven. I collapsed into his chest at one point due to sensory overload. It all just felt so good that I couldn't hold myself up anymore. I decided that was as good a time as ever to inform him that the communists were in the funhouse and thus there was a wad of cotton in the way of some things he might like to do. He reminded me that there were plenty of other options for us. He discovered one of the fun parts of my high sensitivity. The fact that lightly running fingers over my delicate bits over my undies will get me going and in some cases make me come. I shed my bra and he found my nipples. Normally I'm not one for pain but he gave me just the right amount to get me pretty close to coming. I've found there's a sensation that isn't quite orgasm but is pretty close and is equally satisfying and that's where I got to with Iago's ministrations to my chest. After all these shenanigans I decided to reciprocate so we both got naked and I licked my hand and went to town. Iago has got to be the most responsive man I have ever been with. It's incredible. He makes the most amazing facial expressions and oh god the noises *shudder* hot as FUCK. In between sighs, moans, and twitches, he said "Fun fact." as he guided my hand towards his perineum, "Right about here is pretty much the external male g-spot" I nodded and put pressure in just the spot he'd indicated and watched him go slack-jawed. "I know dear. Although none of my previous conquests have liked it much unfortunately." "As a bisexual male," he panted, "I'm very in touch with my bottom side" I alternated between my hand and my mouth because he told me that while me jacking him off like I was "will make me explode and die" that combined with my fingers on his perineum was "stimulation overload. It feels so good that I'll never be able to come from that. I'll be so busy twitching and flailing from the pleasure." After that I mostly stuck to giving him head which was also a boatload of fun. He responded quite nicely to all the tongue swirling and my patented sucking method but eventually he asked me to stop because he wasn't done playing with me yet. So we flipped the shenanigans over. He said "Lay on your tummy. I'd like to experiment" so I did and he proceeded to go up and down my back with his mouth ohsoinfuriatinglyclose to my skin. I could feel his breath on me and sometimes he'd brush his moustache against me. oh sweet merciful batman it felt so good. he continued adding more and more contact as he kissed up and down my spine which I LOVE. at some point I know I asked him "are you reading my mind or my sex blog, or are you just really good at girls?" to which he responded "really good at girls". his trail of kisses ended right at the top of my butt. now I tend to be very sensitive in my lower back but very flinchy around my butt. I'm not really interested in anything going up there. which is why I was so surprised at how much I liked what he was doing. he was pretty much making out with the very top of my butt crack. the string of curses and spanish that came out of my mouth.... I just don't even. oh wow. I came and, once I'd gotten my wits about me again, I rolled over and suggested he'd earned some more play. So yet again we traded places and I proceeded to have my oral and manual way with him again. At some point he admitted that it all felt torturously good but he knew he was going to take a long time to come. So I suggested we both bite the bullet, throw down a towel and fuck each other silly. He agreed so I grabbed a towel and a condom and we did just that. I started on top. as soon as he was in me. Oh. My. Batman. "He's perfect!" was all I could think. he filled me just right. We moved rather slowly which was fine. It just felt so mind-blowingly good. guh! But I knew I couldn't actually stay up there because I couldn't actually fuck him from there. it just felt so good I couldn't actually gain enough control over my own body to interact appropriately. so I said "we gotta flip this bullshit over." it actually took us a couple tries because he felt so good I didn't wanna get off of him. but then he slipped out. so I took that opportunity and got underneath him. we attempted to resume but it didn't quite work. "damn penis!" he grumbled. apparently Iago's penis has a mind of its own and right then it was a touch distracted. "I've decided I'm sexually satisfied. I'm good. so let's focus on you shall we?" and with that he  started fingering me. that man knows what he's doing I'm tellin' ya. in seconds he'd found my g-spot and was just going to town on it. "I think" I panted, "I'm going to be very glad... that I put down this towel... in a minute!" his tone of voice as he said "oh!" gave me a fairly clear indication that he found this tidbit of information pretty hot. I didn't actually end up squirting but the moans and gasps and sighs as he thrust in and out of my with his fingers probably alerted anyone walking by my door at the time to the activities occurring within (as if they weren't already aware given that we'd been alone in there for hours). once I was well sated I got up and got some wet wipes for him to clean up with and got dressed so I could go "plug up the funhouse" as I put it. "Okay." he said, "but you'll return to find me sitting naked on your bed eating your chips." I laughed and said "hey, have at man." true to his word, when I came back he was sitting naked on my bed munching tortilla chips. for the next few hours he debated getting dressed and either getting real dinner or going home but clearly did neither of those things. eventually I ended up cuddled in his lap while he played games on his iphone. but, given that it was right next to my face, I eventually became distracted by his crotch. so I started playing with his inner thigh and butt. and then his balls. and eventually the whole package. he looked down at me and said "I can't even tell you how hot this is." I know he totally meant it too. I giggled and said "well it was right here! what else was I supposed to do?" soon enough he took over for me and jacked himself off while I played with the rest of him. sucking and nibbling on his nipples and whatnot. seeing a man getting himself off is insanely sexy to me. it helps me understand what he likes and honestly I just love watching the pleasure in their face. it's incredibly hot. when he came, his semen got all over his stomach and chest. he seemed sort of surprised. he said something about never getting that kind of distance usually. "I have that effect sometimes." we spent from then until about 2am cuddling very sexually in my bed. he kept saying "I'm going home. this is me going home." to which I said "no. this is you cuddling in my bed with me." I kept suggesting he stay but he kept reminding me of why he had to go home. he had responsibilities. I respect that. he, at some point, was the big spoon in our cuddle. I'd forgotten just how much that turns me on. it was an incredible reminder. and it was even better when the tip of his cock ended up pressing up against that spot he'd been making out with before. "OH! Why does this feel so good?" I whimpered. "Because it just does." he smiled into my back. he got me off once more and, despite the fact that he claimed the odds were "infinitesimal" I helped him jack off and he came one more time too. we cuddled a little bit more and then he finally strengthened his resolve enough to get out of bed, actually get dressed, and head home. I walked him out, kissed him goodbye at the door and wished him safe travels. I really wish he could have stayed and was quite pleased to fine that my bed was still warm when I got back upstairs.



I really like Iago. He's absurd and silly but also incredibly sexy. We both broke down giggling from nerd jokes at least twice during this whole escapade. I love that he's sensitive in all the places my internets and book research claims men should be. I'm trying to find a way to explain what I like about him and I guess it's that he's intuitive for me. The things he likes make sense to me. Maybe because they so closely mirror the things I like. He kept calling me either dear or miss. Like any time I asked him to do something or said something to him he either say "yes dear" or "yes miss". dear I thought was sweet and endearing. but miss.... *shudders* I dunno it just got to me. it felt deliciously naughty. at first it was almost like one of those student teacher relationships. but then it felt like some really sexy dominance. I've never been into that kinda thing but I'm totally willing to try if he keeps calling me "miss" like that. I'm really excited to see him again later this week and, if it's possible, even more excited for round two.


first real post. aren't you proud of me kids? XD

cheers!
~Jules~