I wanna I wanna I wanna touch you

This was brought to my attention yesterday during a conversation with some of my gal pals. We've all got stuff we wanna do before we die (climb a mountain, go sky-diving, etc) but some of those bucket list type things are sexual and aren't really things you can share with the people who usually ask those "Lifelong To-Do List?" type questions. So here it is: My Sexual Bucket List. Some of these are serious business. Most of them are very very silly.

1. I wanna have sex in a pillow fort. Or a blanket fort. Y'know whatever. One of those fort things we used to make as kids out of furniture, cushions, blankets, and whatever else was handy. I wanna build one of those with somebody and then have sex in it. I think it'd be perfectly silly and awesome.

2. Sex. Doggy fashion. With both parties playing Smash Brothers. I don't care if it's 64, Melee, Brawl, and in fact I'm not even dead set on it being Smash Brothers. As long as it's a fighting game I can button mash I'm fine with it. XD One activity will surely win out in the battle for concentration but it's fine. That adds to the challenge.

3. I am, as the magazines like to put it these days, curvy all over. Which is a huge part of why I love Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" so much. It makes me feel friggin great about myself. So I am TOTALLY having sex while that song plays.

4. I wanna tie someone up and have my way with them. I totally turned the tables on my one ex-boyfriend and tied his hands in the restraint system he built for me but I wanted to fuck him too badly at the time to draw it out as long as I meant to. Plus I got bored/tired and was like "I'm untying you so you can help me out here." So given that previous failure, I'd like to try again 'cause I legit wanna tie somebody down, arms legs and all, and tease the hell out of them before fucking them silly.

5. I wanna have sex on a boat. Be it a cruise ship, a sailboat, a boston whaler, or whatever the case may be. nautical sex sounds fun and, in the case of an open boat (like some varieties of sailboats and motor boats) would lead right into the next one.

6. Sex in public. Oh yeah. I think I'd like to try having sex where we could totally get caught. My ex once fingered me (under a blanket) just out of my father's range of sight (given that he was in the kitchen cooking) while we both held a perfectly reasonable conversation with him. XD it was both hilarious and dead sexy. The thrill of potentially getting caught is incredible. But the actually getting caught is less than optimal so I guess maybe I'm more thinking sex in semi-public. Plus, given my choice of profession, I can't exactly go around with a record that includes "indecent exposure" or "sexual misconduct" or whatever they'll charge you with for that kind of behavior.

7. apparently there's a difference between having sex and making love. I'd love for someone to show me what that is. I dunno that I've ever actually experienced that. I've had it verbally explained but I just don't think it's something that you can express in words given that I still don't get it. I dunno, the one friend that tried to explain it claimed it was a seriously emotional experience. As in she apparently cried from how emotionally moved she was. I'm not sure if it'll be all that but it'd certainly be nice to try I guess.

8. Even though, given the options of spit, swallow, handy, or hop on, I tend to choose the latter two, I'm totally open to trying to learn to swallow. It's just that whoever I try it with has to be able to deal with my ineptitude in that area while I get myself acclimated to the whole deal.

9. I want a threesome. I mean I've had one. Sort of. I had my lesbian 2 and a half way that one time. and this other time my then-boyfriend made out with my chick friend while I had my hand down his pants and she and I fooled around while he watched. but I don't think that really counts. I want a real honest to batman FFM threesome. Sex and all. boys are usually all over this shit. and I totally have a chick who will play along. so I'm not sure why this hasn't happened yet. ah well. I'll work it out.

10. I definitely wanna involve toys in sex some time. vibrators, strap-on, whatever. I think it's hot. mostly I wanna bring my vibrator into play during sex. I think it'd be awesome for everyone involved. hell the next serious business relationship I'm in I'm so totally up for those toys designed for couples. I'm wicked curious to try them.


That's what I've got for now. I'm sure I'll come up with more ideas as my sex life progresses and develops. and hopefully I'll start being able to cross some of these off as I go along.


any thoughts kiddos? agreements? disagreements? bucket lists of your own? feel free to share in the comments. this is a non-judgement zone so don't be shy!

Cheers!
~Jules~